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In my next life I will be reborn as #mick jones.

welcome to the UK it’s thirty fuck degrees outside max data is 4g (doesn’t work) and WiFi won’t load anything except ads on instagram. Costs £40 to go outside.

i posted on tumblr dot com and they beat me with rocks and nailed me to the cross for 40 days and 40 nights

jack kerouac went on one gayass road trip and now we have to deal with all of this

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

the buddha taught this

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair