Things get better

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

person (non-practicing)

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

the worst part of being obsessed with a ttrpg campaign that you're a player in is that it will make you mad that everyone else on the internet isn't able to listen in and provide you with the fan content you feel the campaign deserves. i want OTHER people to be as excited as i am that the elderly lesbian knight from "monsters in manhattan" has the most game in the entire crew of PCs, with at least two confirmed love interests and a third on the periphery.