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The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Position your dustpan perpendicular to the coke line. Sweep coke line into dustpan.

bruh it left another coke line

He looks like a page from some kid’s sticker book.

dont you just love environmental storytelling

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

A vegetable is a social construct.

did you guys see yesterday that a whistleblower came forward and said that facebook knows how to remove the conspiracy theories and nazis but chooses not to because of the ad revenue those kinds of things bring in (and actively turned off the bare minimum safeguards they had when biden won the election), and now today, immediately following this whistleblower’s report: facebook, instagram, whatsapp, and all the sites owned by facebook are mysteriously down and have been down for over two hours now