¿que cosa la vida no?

The doctor weighed my soul and said it was the smallest he’d ever seen. I have to drink two liters of communion wine a day until it gets better

if i just had a big fluffy tail and a stable income all my problems will be solved

big dog owners are like this is my dog Stink he weighs 110 pounds and if you don’t let him sit in your lap he will cry and kill himself forever

get behind me girl I'll protect you from phones without headphone jacks

Liz Truss Simulator 2022

This is absolutely the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Jeopardy, except all the clues are sourced from those Tumblr posts where people are trying to crowdsource the title of this piece of media they saw/heard/read/played once when they were eight years old and have only a handful of oddly specific details they’re certain about, at least half of which are outlandishly misremembered.

but every time a contestant confidently answers “what is homestuck”, the kill bill siren goes off and the trap door opens and they get dropped into the spike pit

There’s an entire category called “It’s Not Homestuck”, consisting of non-Homestuck media badly described in a way that could plausibly describe Homestuck.

Danganronpa is one of the answers, I assume.

Frasier.

im one of the main people editing the chainsaw man wiki and i actually had to sit and think about whether he said this

Unlike most memes, he would actually say this

You know who else needed three days in standby mode to cycle his processors?

theres a new crystal that lets you run at a blinding speed

me when the ice is on the sidewalk