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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

The feared sting-ray

SNUG RAY

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.