The Sideshow

Jack Nicholson #icon #actor #legend #star #azzmonkey #hard

Levi's Vintage Clothing "The Biker with Oil & Leather" and "The Bike Riders" #levis #biker #vintage #classic #leather #jacket #bikelife #throttlelife #clothing #fashion #style #apparel #motorcycle #mensstyle #mensfashion #harleydavidson #honda #yamaha #suzuki #kawasaki

Rolex Daytona in Black. This is officially on my list of watches to get but it will have to wait for my Breitling, Bell & Ross and Panerai watches first. #rolex #daytona #watch #armcandy #jewelry #accessories #timepiece #mensstyle #style #fashion #mensfashion #screwthosecheapasslowbudgetmichaelkorswatches

I need this stamp for some of the stories these dudes are telling, for some of the measurements these models give me, for some of the celebs you tell me that you know, for all the magazines you were published in, for your business that really doesn't exist, for your clothing company, for the crimes you've committed, for your hip-hop rapping skills and wack record labels...It's all BULLSH!T! *stamp it* #bullshit #stamp #approved

Dope Darth Vader by kaNO #art #culture #hiphop #kangol #adidas #gold #chain #darthvader #starwars #fanboy #fresh #dope #bboy #darkside #kaNO #bust

That time of the day...Red Velvet Cupcakes. I now have the itis. Thank you, Washington DC!!! #redvelvet #cupcake #dmv #sweets #cakes #junkfood #red #velvet #downtown #foodie

Here's some helpful instructions that I found on the wall of Taco Bell. Apparently, they are instructions for "choking" and hey, let's face it, there's plenty-o-muthafukkas that I'd like to choke-out right about now. (1) Look your victim straight in the eyes and say "Bitch, you got 4 minutes to live". (2) Gently place your hands on the neck. (3) They cannot speak or beathe. If speaking or breathing persists, repeat steps 1 and 2 again. Remember, time is of the essence! (4) If done correctly, you should start to see a bluish hue or tint, if you will. Don't be alarmed. It's suppose to blue, not red. (5) Collapsing should occur right about...wait for it...now. Well done! (6) This is the most important step of all. ACT like you ain't do shit! ***Be sure to read the warning under the heading on the poster #psa #instructions #poster #angermanagement #azzmonkey

@jimmychooltd Jimmy Choo suede biker boot...effin' mean! #jimmychoo #boots #footwear #shoes #clothing #fashion #apparel #style #mens #mensstyle #mensfashion #motorcycle #biker

My guy instincts are telling me to buy this Yamaha YZ250 from this guy, black out the frame and swingarm, shoot the tank & plastics the same chameleon color as my Yamaha R1, chrome the rims, rotors and accessories, add a scorched titanium exhaust and put a black alligator skin on the seat in time for Spring 2013. I always listen to my instincts...Let's go!!! #dirtbike #yamaha #yz #yz250 #motocross #fmx #r1

Let our founding father, Ape Lincoln, set you free...Azz Monkey Clothing Carnivale #azzmonkey #freskshow #sideshow #carnivale

This is how we like our women...weird, edgy, totally disconnected, kinda crazy, self-unassured, a bit of a nympho and a bit of a klepto, wears a tattoo of your name in a special place on her body although your name is spelled incorrectly, knows how to use a gun and/or taser, can't cook worth sh*t, a heavy drinker, goes pantiless in a topless club, loves metal rock and classical music, a bar brawler, lives in an alternate reality from time to time, believes front teeth are optional, refers to herself in third person, has both the body and mentality of an hourglass, can dress her own field wounds, smokes a cigar, an adrenaline junkie, an Azz Monkey lover and wears a mask. Oh yea...She has to be a model too! #woman #lady #girlfriend #wife #wifey #ladyfriend #model

Used the "Hobbit-Sized" urinal at the Wawa. I think it would have been easier to piss on the floor. #bathroom #wawa #hobbit

@misslauradore 👆The Bear Grylls Survival Academy. 3-6 Day training training around the world...Enough Said! Whose in?!!! #survival #training #academy #beargrylls #manvswild #dope 💪🐗🐛🌳🌵🌍🔪🔫🔨🏊🌽🚩🗻📵👊

#azzmonkey #circus #carnival #freakshow #sideshow

Screw what you think...I love Star Wars but I'm a Trekkie as well. I only get down with the original Star Trek though. Captain Kirk was a bad ass. If you are a real Trekkie too, suit up with these Star Trek socks so you can live long and prosper...Kirk Out! 🙇👽💥 #startrek #socks #footwear #apparel #clothing #fashion #style #accessories #mensstyle #mensfashion #scifi #syfy #sci-fi #sciencefiction #trekkie

In order to KNOW the monkey, you must BE the monkey #azzmonkey 🙈🙉🙊

Human Motorcycle Made from Body-Painted Yoga Gurus #motorcycle #bike #motorsports #yoga #guru #bodypaint #body #paint #art #rider