ive had this username since i was seven.

It’s been a while since I’ve had a post so niche to me. Thank you op

That is perfect

Further proof police don’t need guns…

Further proof teachers don’t need guns

Nah I was right the first time. But you good though.

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

@pendragonness

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

terrain glitch

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha