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On a day like any other, Horpin Grills stumbles across an unexpected scene. In a store called Games Poundshop, a group has gathered around a table of science fiction miniatures, waging battles against one another with the roll of a die. This is Horpin’s introduction to Warpounder 40K, and he is immediately hooked.

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Rin Penrose: oh god Daniel you startled me.

Tirpitz: you can't just start with that, Eugen! You have to lead into it, saying he's stuck on the roof and won't get down!

Eugen: okay, I'm sorry.

Tirpitz: it's alright. How's Bismarck?