Edinburgh: so, there we have it. Rain, rain, and more rain. Good for the garden, not much fun for everyone else. Bel?
Belfast: actually, we've got a letter from Lady Hood about you. She says "have you noticed that whenever Edinburgh presents the weather, it's always atrocious? That woman is obviously a jinx"
Edinburgh: sorry about that.
Sheffield: here's another one from Implacable. It says "it's true about Edinburgh, she's been presenting all month, and the son hasn't come out once. Clearly the gods are angry, and we should sacrifice her."
Edinburgh: seems a little on the harsh side
Belfast: Victorious says "I think using Edinburgh as a human sacrifice is a great idea. We will spill her blood now, or the harvest will fail". Interesting perspective there
Sheffield: and Prince of Wales says "burn her, burn her on a pyre. Only her screams will appease the all powerful divinities."
Belfast: gosh, indeed sister. Here's one from someone who calls themselves York the heretic slayer. "I shall dispatch her with my knife of sacred obsidian, and my masters will be pleased." Well Edinburgh, dear sister, what do you make of that?
Edinburgh: well, I uh… luckily sacrificing maids hasn't become official policy.
Belfast: no, that's right. Not until there's been a phone vote. So, please call us and let us know your opinion.
Sheffield: should Edinburgh be sacrificed? For yes, call this. For no, call this.
Belfast: and remember, you pay the license fee, it's your maid TV.
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