things vtubers probably didn't say

Cecilia: What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?

Cecilia: you do NOT have a doctorate.

Gigi: yeah huh! Check it out! Got it in poultry science, specializing in the frying

Elizabeth: Rissa, this is just the evening news-

Mori: breaking news! A raven has blown up the Pentagon!

Elizabeth: what did you do?!

Gigi: I think we’re in a lot of trouble.

Elizabeth: That’s a great help, Gigi. Raora?

Raora: Well, I think Gigi’s right, we are in a lot of trouble.

Elizabeth: Cecilia - and if you say we’re in a lot of trouble-

Lui: That's an excellent idea, Koyori. I think we could make a lot of money if we created a treatment for antibiotic resistant bacteria.

Cecilia: Oh, sure.

Raora: Yeah… what is it about certain people that tells you that?

Cecilia: They're breathing.

Raora: Maybe you're the wrong person to ask.

Elizabeth: well, no… it's more like… chime in anytime.

Step One: Fuck around.

Step Two: Find out.

Step Three: Record your results.

Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.”

Ollie, seductively: Oh, really?

Sana: I don't think that glass should be in there…

Kronii: alright, there you go.

Kronii: I am a woman who owns 4 ovens. I am a woman who owns 4 ovens! Did you get that? I am a woman who owns 4 ovens. I didn't know I was so rich with ovens.

Fauna: there's also a toaster oven.

Officer Subaru: Oh, come off it, you know what you did.