what he said. meow

okay *biggest sigh ever recorded*

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

Interesting how the transfeminine version got marked mature literally *as* I posted it, very clearly hitting some sort of automated filter, while the cis version was untouched by the filter even though it was otherwise identical

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you