azureScapegoat

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

"or some shit equivalent" is so linguistically pleasing to me for some reason

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

being on the internet

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

karl marx didnt predict the puppygirl so what does he know really

"Constant labor of one uniform kind destroys the intensity and flow of a man's animal spirits, which find recreation and delight in mere change of activity"

well god damn ill go fuck myself sorry Mr Marx