My gender is whatever makes it gayer

y'know looking like a woman is one thing, but the fact I actually have nerve endings and stuff in there? that's real as hell. that's fucking primo shit. that's what it's all about. makes you feel like the god of your own fuckin universe, I swear. I'd say it was worth every penny but luckily I was born in a country with progressive healthcare policies, fucking score. was it medically necessary to make it so I can cum my brains out? sure why the fuck not. certainly no dysphoria about that. this shit's the closest I'll ever get to bein a cyborg and that's a type of gender euphoria all its own, really. a toast to whatever pervert invented the artificial g-spot, fucking incredible work. next they should invent a way to give me lilac skin and demon horns, then I'll really have it made.

born too early for shotgun arms, born just in time for big neopussy cums

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[pointing at myself in the mirror] lock the fuck in we can not afford to be five years old right now

get your head in the FUCKING game

abwehhhh

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??