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wiping cheetos hands on my dog. i mean cheezies #canadian #dog

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

we kill the bat man

The way everyone just paused before just putting more tofu on XD

The way you can feel everyone's disbelief during the pause lol

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard