Azalekei

˒ arcane, season 2 headers & icons 120×120, cr. mention chanyouchan

They’re in love, your Honor

gay

Phoenix: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rule book?

Viper: I'm implying that you do not posses a rule book. And if you do, you certainly have never opened it.

Yoru: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well

Yoru:

Yoru: Bing, how do I get—

KJ: I swear to God, I am the only one here who has a braincell

Jett: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Raze: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Neon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Yoru: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Phoenix: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Phoenix: Why don't you ever say anything encouraging?

Yoru: I encourage you not to die

Phoenix: *dies in his ult*

Phoenix: Task failed successfully

Jett: What is the most attractive thing you find about women?

Yoru: Normally, their boyfriends

Phoenix, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.

Yoru, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

Jett: What the hell were you thinking?

Skye: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Neon: You released OSTRICHES

Phoenix: I have a new hoodie.

Yoru: Wrong.

Yoru: We have a new hoodie.

KJ: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

KJ: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Yoru: That’s not even clever.

KJ: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Raze: Marry me.

Jett: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Yoru, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Jett: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

Phoenix, texting Yoru: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Yoru's phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now– I’ll get back to you later.

[Later]

Yoru, texting back: Fuck you.

Yoru to Jett: We smell of sweat and loss.

Jett: Hi-

Yoru: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Phoenix: Are you busy?

Yoru: Yes.

Phoenix: Cool, listen to this.

Yoru: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Neon: But don't you hate yourself?

Yoru: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Yoru: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Yoru: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Phoenix: What's wrong with you??

Yoru: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Jett: No, he meant other than that.

Yoru: Ohhhhhh.

Yoru: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Yoru: Bro- 

Phoenix: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Phoenix: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Yoru: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Killjoy: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Phoenix: Yoru, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Yoru, naked in Phoenix's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Phoenix, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

Yoru: I fell—

Phoenix: From heaven?

Yoru: No, I literally fell—

Phoenix: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Yoru: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Phoenix: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Yoru: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Raze: Phoenix is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Yoru.

Phoenix: I feel like Yoru is the more responsible one of us two though.

Yoru: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Phoenix: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Neon: You look mentally ill.

Yoru: I am. Let’s go.

Yoru: This bloodline ends with me.

Phoenix: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Yoru: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Jett: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Yoru: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

Killjoy: We need a way to lure in new customers

Phoenix: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Jett: Yoru bath water.

Yoru: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Neon: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

Phoenix: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Yoru: Okay.

Phoenix: And make out during the scary parts.

Yoru: Th-

Yoru: The scary parts.

Yoru: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Phoenix: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?