꧁Azalea꧂

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

What if in hellsite but only a little gay?

oh but i say this in a text post and i get the weird looks and side eyes

very big difference between "Santa's milk comes from his tits" and "Santa births presents AND the milk comes from his tits"

i never said that

photoshop

official boob post

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

Every reason why tumblr is dead is the reason I’m still here screaming

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

I pray every book girl finds the type of love she reads about

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

getting alphabetized probably feels good as fuck for a bookshelf

Hey, I've worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don't buy food covered in thick frost.

#these pizzas lost their lives in the arctic

i promise you the ingredients of those frozen pizzas are more damaging to your health than whatever minimal amount of bacteria managed to grow in between fridge outages

why are you catholic

why are you pro mold and catholic

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*