stay sharp

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

sorry, i missed *aims again*

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

in all RPG games, the final boss is either your dad, God, or some sort of furry Abomination that everyone draws explicit fan art of

in Greek Mythology™ they are all the same person

With disdainful vendetta in my voice: Zeus…

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

did he try to stab her?

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

Character development is Aragorn finally washing his hair at the end of Return of the King

Although! He did wash it in Rivendell, in the first movie.

I wasn’t ready for that.

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….