occasional image descriptions

Cure for hiccups

[ID: A tweet reading "if i was the guy i'd get kinda scared ngl." Attached is an illustration of a red figure and a yellow figure demonstrating a sex position. The red figure is on their knees upright; the yellow figure is in a full back bend position so that their head is upside down in front of the red figure's crotch. The illustration is labeled "Position 385. Crazy blowjob" with a smaller red label reading "dangerous." There are two "Sex Positions Club" watermarks on the illustration.]

[ID: A screenshot of two text messages. Someone sends the viewer a message saying "You're not a burden". Then, "Let's fuck later." The first message has a heart react. End ID]

[Image description: Tweet by 🔞Cat Boys 'R' Us🔞 (@ g1nger_snapp1n) reading: you have to eat a filling warm dinner. you have to sleep soundly, tucked in and cozy. you have to take your medicine. you have to keep your body strong. so you can write porn. /End ID]

[ID: A four-panel comic. Person A: (holding an ice cream container, looking pleased) "Butter pecan, my favorite ice cream flavor! Thank you." Person B: (holding their hand out to A) "Hand me the lid and I'll throw it away for you." A: "What? No, I'll need the lid to save what I don't eat for later." (A and B look at each other wordlessly. B is still holding their hand out.) A: (handing the lid to B, who takes it with a smile) "Yeah, you're right." End ID.]

[ID: A selfie of a fat man in a well-tailored three-piece suit and tie. The camera is held at approximately tit height; he looks down at it with a faint, contemptuous smile. Top text: "Your suit would look better on you if you ate better." Bottom text: "Better? I'm extremely good at eating. One of the best actually"]

[ID: A painting showing a picture hanging on a wall. The picture-within-the-painting shows two pairs of hands casting shadow puppets onto a wall. The hands on the left have light tan skin, pink nail polish, and frilly sleeves. They cast a shadow in the shape of a rabbit. The hands on the right have pale skin, short unpainted nails, and buttoned cuffs on their sleeves. They cast a shadow in the shape of a dog's head. The dog and the rabbit face each other. The wallpaper in the picture is a loud pink floral pattern. The wallpaper the picture hangs against is a faded pink damask.]

[ID: two photos of a fashion model walking on a runway. The model wears red hair dye, red makeup, long red nails, and a red dress. A faceless red mannequin looms behind the model, with its right hand pulling down the strap of her dress and its left hand over her sternum. The next picture shows the model from the back. The mannequin bust is inside the dress. End ID.]

A Butch carrying their limp Femme into Starbucks to get her a Pumpkin Spice Latte

[ID: An illustration in the style of a pulp romance novel cover depicting a snarling werewolf clutching the limp body of a woman in a revealing dress. White text is superimposed over the image reading, "please we need help she didn't have a little treat today." End ID]

[ID: An X post by @passionpeachy that reads “why do people see a buff woman and immediately start yelling about being stepped on and ripped apart like violent animals what if she just wants to go kayaking” end ID]

where's that photo of that shepherd dog being comforted by one of the sheep he guards after saving them from a wolf attack

[image description: A sheep and a sheepdog pressing their foreheads together in a rocky paddock, the rest of the flock dotted around them. The dog is lying down, so the sheep has leaned its head down to comfort it. The dog is wearing a spiked wolf collar, and has bloodstained fur only around the collar. The blood is probably from the wolf’s blood when it bit the collar, as the dog appears unharmed. End ID]

ID - six buttons designs. 1 - an orange button with a cartoonish face & wide smile that reads “happy go library” 2 - a pink triangle badge that reads “it’s a library issue it’s a civil rights issue.” 3 - green badge that reads “ask me about library careers” 4 - white badge that reads “you have the right to read” 5 - yellow badge that reads “libraries to the people” 6 - cream badge that reads “love my library” the O in “love” is a heart 7 - a badge that looks like a wheel with text on the rubber that reads, “libraries are something else!” 8 - red badge with a crown design. it reads, “librarians are lovable” 9 - brown badge with a cartoon bird that is holding two puppets one on each hand. The bird says, “you could plan a trip, borrow a classic film, stay in shape, get fast answers, take record albums home, attend a concert, see a puppet show…” the first puppet says, “at the library?” the second puppet responds, “at the library.” END ID