Yo, everyone.

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

#this is so funny bc the source literally has high tech#like imagine they give the wol a alexandrian phone#for whatever the fuck#and i mean this is the wol they take it with a smile. whats a new bauble#and then later the wol is like ‘oh lets take a selfie’ and gets out A WHOLE DIFFERENT ASS PHONE#THATS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT#AND THEN THE MFER HAS THE GAUL TO CALL IT A TOMESTONE

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

Oh NO.

me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*

my bi heart………

I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS

*dies*

Oh shit.

GAY KNIGHTS

Fellas I’m real gay

@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!

Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.

Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!