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@axisjr
I see that your baby takes after you. It has your spirit.
In that it is ugly.
I am insulting you.
In case that was not clear.
You are ugly on the inside. On account of the shovel. That you did not steal. I remember.
I will always remember....
You type a lot for an old hag. Is projecting your insecurities helping or do you need to keep going so you can sleep tonight?
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Came back home to Wicked's Rest only for people to keep coming up to me and asking my why my baby is so ugly.
[User adds a mirror selfie of her, she's wearing a front-carrying baby carrier. Declan the squonk is crying in it]
Why do they keep asking me why my baby is ugly? He's obviously a very handsome dog.
Anyway. I'm home.
ITERALLYLAYLEG HYWAYLEG OULDWAYLEG UOYAYLEG ODAYLEG HISTAYLEG IYAYLEG IDDAYLEG OTHINGNAYLEG OTAYLEG OUYAYLEG HATWAYLEG HETAYLEG UCKFAYLEG ODAYLEG OUYAYLEG AVEHAYLEG GAINSTAAYLEG LAMINGOSFAYLEG?!?!?
[LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I DID NOTHING TO YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FLAMINGOS?!?!?]
So you're just obsessed with legs? That's weird. You're weird. I'm glad I cursed someone who deserved it.
[pm] Yeah, exactly. They can't find all your snakes and stuff. What do they do if that happens????
[pm] Cancel me for being the coolest motherfucker on the planet probably. [user sends a selfie. She's in a trailer. There are people swarming her for hair and makeup. Declan Jr. sits in her lap disguised as a dog. It's a horrible disguise. One might wonder why people fall for it. Might explain the articles about Eleanor Pine having the ugliest dogs in all of L.A.]
HOWAYLEG REAYLEG OUYAYLEG?!?!? IDDAYLEG OUYAYLEG ODAYLEG HISTAYLEG OTAYLEG EMAYLEG?!?!?!
[WHO ARE YOU?!?!? DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!]
[user stares at this for an ungodly amount of time then decides to say fuck it]
Yeah. Okay. I see the curse worked. Good for me. I hope you're enjoying it.
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...hello
That ... makes you look nervous. Are you nervous and/or weak?
Nora, do you think legs have feelings?
Asking for a leg.
No. I think they have toelings. I don't know. Why is everyone so obsessed with legs right now?
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bye
It's you. The chosen one. The gods spoke of this prophecy. She would say bye and send three of the same emojis... I never knew it would come true so fast...
Uh hey there.... come here often?
No. Actually, I don't. Do you? Is this your home? Do you live in my computer?
I told you people to STOP CONTACTING ME!
No. Your extended warranty needs to be extended. Extend your warranty. The power of christ compels you to extend your warranty.
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Because I am always watching. Why did you eat that food off the floor? Why didnβt you tell Perro I love him today? Why did you respond to this message? Youβve been cursed. Forward it to twelve thousand people or all your pens will go missing the moment you want to use them then re-appear when you donβt need them.
I didn't eat food off the floor. And Perro is asleep. [...] I'm fine with no pens. I don't know how to make those eyes, so I'm not sending that to anyone.
You did. Perro told me last time we facetimed. Congratulations on your life with no pens. It's going to be miserable.
[user sends a selfie of her and babadook in a mansion. Babadook is wearing the worst dog disguise a person has ever seen. one might question how everyone falls for it.]
Send me your recent art.
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We love a contemporary art piece to say you're back in town. How's it going?
I'm not back in town. I'm still gone. But the internet has access everywhere. Imagine that. Life is full of surprises.
Hello. [...] ππͺ±π
What does the face [...] mean?
It means I am watching everyone. Especially you. And if you don't send it to fifty thousand people you'll be cursed forever. I don't know where that rule came from. Probably some MySpace shit. Have you heard of MySpace? It's for lame old people.
Hi!
(ββ _β )
Who are you? How did you get this blog? Speak. π£οΈ
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@honeysmokedham
[pm] it is literally in a music video thatβs been seen by millions
[pm] Yeah, but I can't be like HEY that's MY best friend, because then they'll see where I live, and then papsmears will come here and try to like, hunt you down.
[pm] God forbid they find the crypt. I can only imagine the headlines. Nosy fuckers.
What do you think about legs?
I donβt.
