Hala-la-la-la-lazia

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

thanks music

god woosan nation never loses we literally can never lose like. no sword forged against us bitch every DAY i win

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius