optri but im crazy im insane

I have GOT to stop spending $30

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

cinephile cats be like follow me on litterboxd

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

did you just touch all over my blog with your yucky heart..?

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it