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do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

don't understand why anyone would gloss over shane's other hookups or claim ilya never really enjoyed sleeping around. isn't it more delicious to think about how they had other people, went into those experiences with the full intent of deriving pleasure from them, did derive pleasure from them, and knew it still paled in comparison to having each other? everything is relative! I find it far less compelling to imagine them, from the beginning, cosmically engineered to have super unsatisfying sex with other people just because they're going to end up with each other in the end. like yes the very point is that no one does it for them like each other. but I'm only going to know to find that hot if other people did do it for them, to a DEGREE....... that is far lesser than their very special soulmate-level degree.

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

im feeling so sensual and nude

shane and ilya are best friends by the way. like they literally like each other BY THE WAY