catch a jpeg to the head

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

probably feels good as fuck to be a highly connected graph

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

this year we'll make freemium puzzle games the new jacking off