If music be the food of love, play on

the worst is when a movie is about space and it turns into an existentialist look  humanity rather than aliens u dont need to leave this dirt orb to examine ur relationship w ur daughter show me some tentacles

I’m going to die

Holy fucking shit

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

also, their credit cards

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

I envy soft glassblowers. If Flameworkers want to do this we need a lathe or hand tools that havent been in production since 2003 and thus have to be made custom. >.< *shakes punty at them*