Excelsior.

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

Sometimes???? Filmmakers really need to look at a cast and ask themselves: are there too many men here??? How many men do we really need????? Why are there so many men

Sometimes???? Filmmakers really need to look at a cast and ask themselves: are there too many white people here??? How many white people do we really need????? Why are there so many white people

Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?

Menthol, a chemical found in mint leaves, activates the same ion-channel protein in your nerves as a drop in temperature, causing the same sensation.

Nerd.

Sir Diabetes of Dialyses will win 

@crankyda3rd

This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers

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extremely good post

Wow Nintendo Labo looks great

No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.

this is food delivery driver erasure

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

Best known for African American sitcoms like iCarly

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

and then god said

that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this