hold my beer

every week like clockwork i have a new thought or reminder about how supercorp was lowkey tv’s most heartbreakingly baited and failed opportunity to ever live and it makes me want to tear the world apart

nothing in this world past, present or future will compare to the rush of going from “adora doesn’t want me, not like i want her” to “don’t you get it? i love you! I always have, so please just this once, stay!” like worlds shifted in that moment

Maybe tumblr isn’t the best news source, but it is the funniest

I just finished reading The Priory of the Orange Tree and I think I'm spoiled for high fantasy for at least a year. Like. Holy shit. I will also proceed to be insufferable about it <3

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

a remake of a league of their own except theyre all lesbians pls hollywood do me a solid

im the good kind of oracle. the gay kind.

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

I wish every single millennial had a cute little house, cozy furniture and manageable bills. It's not perfect but it's ours. We've been through enough.

It's unlawful to make wearing masks mandatory because it's 'controlling people's bodies' yet it's perfectly fine to force pregnant people to give birth with no exceptions.. you know, controlling people's bodies. Make it make sense.