I'm not like other girls- I am FAVORED BY THE GODS

Happy pride month to him

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

when a sports bra i buy has a cup to “prevent flattening” it’s like bro u obviously don’t understand what we’re doing here

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Cops can access your phone and all its contents through face and touch ID with a backdoor hack called “a cudgel to the back of the head”

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

ah, the extended edition

im soooo tired of other people's moods influencing my emotions this changes NOW ! from now on im going to be my own person !!!!!! if its ok with you all

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

I love filtering tags. I should be able to do that irl too. "I domt wanna see this. Begone."

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

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