Enjoys Dick.

Look I’m not even a father yet so don’t fucking start with me

it sucks when u have someone on ur mind that u can’t have in ur arms

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

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Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

I hate when people ask me how I’m doin  I’m fuckin terrible thanks for reminding me.

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

reblogging for that gif