all I want in life is some dinosaur egg oatmeal and a nice dirt hut in the woods
So you want to be a caveman?
Now I’m no archaeologist but I’m pretty sure cavemen didn’t have dinosaur egg oatmeal
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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all I want in life is some dinosaur egg oatmeal and a nice dirt hut in the woods
So you want to be a caveman?
Now I’m no archaeologist but I’m pretty sure cavemen didn’t have dinosaur egg oatmeal

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Baeby want SNACK
yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs?
I understand yalls concerns. The paycheck finally came in,so we came grocery shopping. BABEY GET SNACK
HE’S HAPPY
This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted
EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE
HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY
Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…
… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.
BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY
ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
#ellens shall inherit the earth
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Loved You, Not by PhemieC
There are some audio Issues in this one but after Ep 49 I just had to write something quick for Nott from Critical Role about her relationship with her husband, Yeza. <3
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You’re not special You’re not useful You’re not normal You’re not sane You’re not clever or insightful You’re not calm or well behaved not a leader, not a hero And not good at being brave you’re just not, no you’re not, you are not
You’re not beautiful or pretty You’re not flattered when they stare You’re not lovable or likable Or wanted anywhere You’re not good enough To get enough To have enough to spare You’re just not, no you’re not, you are not
But he loved you like you were something He loved you like you were someone He loved you like you were And like you were not Yeah he loved you, Nott
He’s not handsome, he’s not charming Does not stand out in a crowd Not a looker, not a fighter Not too much of which hes proud He’s not fast or fit or strong or rich Or tall or well endowed He’s just not, no he’s not, he is not
But he’s not selfish or deceitful He’s not hateful, he’s not cruel He’s not someone who would hurt you Or who makes you feel a fool Not at all like all the boys Who used to torture you in school no he’s not, he’s just not, he is not.
And he loved you like you were something He loved you like you were someone And you loved him for all the things he was And for what he was not Yeah you loved him, Nott
It’s not right and it’s not fair And It’s not what you’d always prayed That someday you wake to find yourself Somehow finally changed Someone worth the love you’ve had Instead you find you’re more the same And now you’re not, you’re still not, you are not.
But you not giving up on hoping not alone, at least not yet You’re not ready to go home But you’re not staying playing dead, You’re dying to believe you’ll live to be the lovely things he said That you are, that you are, that you are You hope you are, hope you are, hope you are
And he loved you like you were something That you are, that you are, that you are And he loved you like you were someone That you are, that you are, that you are
That you are That you are That you are
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Parents who say, "If you're feeling well enough to play video games, you're feeling well enough to go to school!" don't seem to realize they are equating an extremely low impact leisure activity with a high stress and difficult involuntary obligation.
Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts
Plus, you know. You can’t really give Luigi strep throat
Studies have shown that active distractions like video games can lower pain and discomfort better than passive distractions like watching tv
If you’re feeling well enough to play video games then you can use it as a symptom reducer just like we use cold medicine to make us feel better so we can relax
You can’t really give Luigi strep throat
i love chris perkins because the instant matt started describing those fire giants you could see the wheels turning in his head like “yes”
“this is how i die”
Theory: they agreed upon this a head of time but Matt didn’t want to go into details so he just said “ When the time comes, you’ll know.”
I second that theory. Like, you just know Chris and Matt rolled up that little kobald over the break in about three minutes, and then giggled evilly the rest of the time.
me when I have my weekly breakdown

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Ellen Degeneres: Relatable (2018)
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
yeah german tends to get right to the point
Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007
i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

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