playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

you should be allowed to bring outside food into movie theaters because most of them don't even have cheeseburger and fries or goat curry and naan

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?

She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles