awesomeicecube

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.

I need to explore these worlds in VR

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

wet beast wednesday

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

The genuine problem with Elon Musk is that he’s just such an absolute goddamn fucking loser that making fun of him is too easy.

Hilarious that Elongated Muskrat thought he’d be creating a great public forum with all of his Twitter reforms, but he’s actually just created a gigantic circus where brainless fuckos fling shit at each other across a vast chasm of piss

dark green is a nice color. underrated

Gorgeous

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.