a blog

hey do you guys want to see a post that kills you instantly

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

If this post gets a million notes I’ll turn into a court jester I guess

Wtf

It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.

I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there

dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer

Foxes in high heeled leather boots.

Holy crap! Ive seen one of these in texas. I always thought it was like a shapeshifter or werewolf and was freaked but like this is an actual animal! How the fuck.

I’m not over this. He shaved that man’s hairline a mile back and started waterboarding him

mood

I was ready to be mad

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

jesus christ