This & That

I found a tiny Wolverine action figure today and already I’ve decided that my favourite thing in the world is to carry him around in my pocket and take him out to give cognitive behavioural therapy type recommendations to my brother in a gravelly voice when he least expects it

i showed this song to my fiance. Not only did he not already know it, he didn't like it. :(

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

happy 100k to the realest post ive ever made

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

kindness is a discipline, not a trait

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

[id: Illustration of some yellow dandelions among wavy grass and leafy plants that flow around each other. End id.]

Tea! Women now leave at the drop of a hat and I’m so glad. We’re not “going through” shit with these men like our foremothers did and honestly mood

I love crested geckos because they have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain cell that dings around their skull like a Windows screen saver

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