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okay i'll bite. what's 9/11

oh i just realized why everyone has been talking about 9/11 more lately

#IForgot

#IForgor💀

i wish america had a knighthood system so it could be bestowed upon tony hawk

Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu

my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.

i just asked if she thinks he killed his wife. the answer: “I don’t know. I just know he loved her very much. He loved her very much. Maybe a little too much. I don’t know.”

Jeff Bezos to Bill Gates after the rocket lands