The Neobest

scene paint brush

moot pointed out we were missing a classic redraw of them

this image came to me in a dream

kitty need blunt NOW

Alien Aisha who's been bummed out because no one on Neopia likes their Toe Nail Soup finally meeting a Varwolf and being overjoyed that someone around here has good taste

her fuckn happy meal

I love all of the goth neopets, here is my re-imagining of them shopping at hot topic.

Aisha from Neopets - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

the culprit’s fingerprints are roughly nine times the size of their footprints

lol. lmao even.

mah there's a weird fuckin cat outside

Altador: Monarchy, ruled by King Altador Brightvale: Monarchy, ruled by King Hagan Meridell: Monarchy, ruled by King Skarl I Faerieland: Monarchy, ruled by Queen Fyora Maraqua: Monarchy, ruled by King Kelpbeard Roo Island: Monarchy, ruled by King Roo Shenkuu: Monarchy, ruled by an unnamed Emperor Krawk Island: Ruled by Governor Gavril McGill, so probably a democracy Tyrannia: Republic, ruled by a council of elders Kreludor: Jointly ruled by Zorlix and Xarthab, two tribal elders Lost Desert: Collection of monarchies united by the Lost Desert Alliance Mystery Island: Previous monarchy died out, now a cluster of individually governed tribes Darigan Citadel: ruled by Lord Darigan, which only really implies he owns the land. Fascistic dictatorship, who takes over after Darigan unclear Neopia Central: Police state, ruled by the Defenders of Neopia Kiko Lake: nominally ruled by Mayor Fuff, however the real power lies in an overbearing HOA Lutari Island: Theocracy Terror Mountain: Dictatorship of the proletariat Virtupets: Anarchist collective following the fall of Dr. Sloth Haunted Woods: this is actually just a very large self-governing polycule

rusha aisha ruki aiki.

Customer: I AM DOING A RESEARCH ON CHIA SEEDS SO I WANT TO PROMOTE IT DMV: EAT Verdict: ACCEPTED

BARKING