i picture it soft and i ache

in the club getting psychosexual

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

they got pussy on this app?

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

Happy Pride 🌈

can I be honest I cringe in disgust whenever I see ppl posting shit like “I keep my bf in a cage like he’s my pet and study him teehee” and the like like ew the fuck let’s throw the cage into the ocean forever okay

[yoda voice] seven, six.

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry