i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

i think the entire vegas golden knights team belongs in prison. (remembers i dont believe in incarceration as a solution for anything) we should restructure society so that the vegas golden knights cannot exist within it

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

why is there a gif for this

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday