I just want to be murdered

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

For them apparently being homophobic the fire nation sure has a fuck ton of lesbians

Hey OP how does it feel to have made the funniest post on this website

!!

Fr? Lemme check this out

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS

yo I’m straight up *sad backflip* temporarily sad

Well we all are *supportive front roll because i cant flip* going to love you and support you until you feel better

:)

😂😂😂

Ryan Reynolds deadpool is a big brother to Tom Holland’s Spider-Man but boyfriends with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man

He has a restraining order on Tobey McGuire's Spider-Man

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

signalboost

God. Fuck. That’s scary.

Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)

SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.

even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life

As a genderfluid person who is never a girl, stop assuming all genderfluid people move between being men and women. A lot of us do but also a lot of us don’t. We don’t all dramatically switch between sundresses and cargo shorts every day. There are more than two genders and some of us aren’t connected to the most popular ones at all.

Anyone can reblog this. Except for transphobes.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

i thought that was you

Get the tattoo zab!

We still have a year... but come on guys...

@harrypottermarvelnerdgirl @freakofandoms @awkward-scarfy-boi @french-fry-0 @taco-panda @scarredandsick

when will people!!! who smoke in public!!! realize!!! that theyre being really disgusting!!! and OF COURSE im gonna hold my nose when i walk past them!!!! im just trying to walk to work not get a lungful of your gross cigarette or vape smoke!!!!! dont look at me like im the weird one in this situation!!! it’s 2019 why arent you more ashamed of your habits!!!!!!

cranky because you dont want to grapple with the idea that sometimes your actions have negative health effects on people around you, aren’t you

imagine likening people who don’t want to get lung cancer to fascists