*evil laugh*

orange juice tastes twice as good when you feel like flinging yourself off a fucking building

you cant spell work without: p-a-n-i-c-a-t-t-a-c-k

pretty girls make me nervous…like ill come across an attractive female and suddenly i no longer no how to breathe and my sentience has been erased.

does it make me gay if i just want a pretty girl to walk up to me, carefully place a handmade flower crown on my head, lovingly look me in the eyes, and softly kiss me on the lips?

why is it that i get the meaning to every twentyone pilots song but i still cant figure out what the FUCK Katy Perry means when she asks if i feel like a goddamn plastic bag

brendon urie is actually a bunch of metal pans precariously balancing on eachother with a long foreheaded frog laying at the top. that sings.

ok, hear me out, but i think everyone should start casually calling people by their last names. like some arch nemesis in a snobby private school. or like everyone is a neurosurgeon, just walking around saying shit like “paging Dr. Johnson, this guy has a fucking bullet in his head” adding Dr. to everything just makes it sound so badass.

ok spoiler for steven universe season five but i think its so dang wholesome how garnet mixes up timelines sometimes (bc future vision) and how she and steven were bringing a pizza to vidalia to be random and she was mixing up which family had a kid who got left in space (lars) and steven got confused and garnet just says “sorry wrong timeline”. i just think its really cool how, with all the different paths and timelines there could be, sometimes she loses track of which is which. and honestly, this one moment is just awesome.