i’m 26

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com

yknow jane austen really wrote one of the most important sentences in romance ever when she pulled out "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more" cause that concept has been the overarching thesis of so many of the best romances in storytelling ever. it's so succinct it's so perfect.

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

god forbid i wanna have a threesome with two pretty girls 😔

Kill all Meta glasses wearers

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

Want for the morning is 2 thick fingers in my cunt and a firm hand around my throat while I’m condescendingly praised🙂‍↕️

Wrestling is fake but the boners are real. These were the last words my great grandmother spoke to me before she passed