I'm the Master of Me

i’ve studied the titty

what you learn?

it’s good

official boob post

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

your so smart

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

Are you mad at me

I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

My favorite part of this is that he doesn't show his kid's face. In an era when so many kids are used for funny videos, where their faces are splashed across the internet before they even know what the internet is, it's really refreshing to see people respecting their kids' privacy.