A Vault Girl With Eternal Loneliness

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Danse: *gives them five*

Sole Survivor: *intertwines their fingers*

Danse: Wha-

Freddie: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Butch: Wait, you eat pomade?!

Butch: Boyfriend material *wink*

Lone Wanderer:...

Lone Wanderer: WhAt?

Charon: You know, I've been having suicidal thoughts lately and after hearing you say that, it really helped me to clear my mind and make the decision that I should've killed myself already.

Butch:

Amata: You are a hazard to society

Charon: Kill them.

Lone Wanderer: No.

Charon: Then I'll kill them for you.

Lone Wanderer: Well, this is a nice change of a scenery.

Charon: It's a prison cell.

Moira: I have emotional jumper cables, I'll boost you. Just attach like so...

Lone Wanderer: This is just a hug.

Moira: Is it working?