#incorrect dialogue

Elizabeth: I’m sorry. You were stabbed??!!!?!!!!?

Rodney: You want to know if I’m a homosexual.

Eowyn and Faramir sitting hand in hand on the walls of Minas Tirith after Sauron’s final defeat, thinking about Theoden and Boromir:

Eowyn: “I wish there was a way that I could let him know that we won. We did it.”

But might eventually.

I'm sorry. My brains are mush right now and this wouldn't go away.

So now it's here.

OPLA!Buggy X Reader

Suggestive, potentially NSFW

*laying in bed trying to sleep*

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

*sigh* "Seriously? This again?"

*sideways glance* "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"Saying it over and over again won't—"

"Can't sleep, clowns will—"

"Oh, for fuck's sake—" *pulling pillow over his head*

*clears throat and raises voice* "CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL—"

"Okay, okay, fine!" *detaches head and throws it at you* "Fuck!"

DELETED SCENE:

Eddie: Now I don’t know what happened between you two . . .

Steve: *watches Eddie’s lips*

Eddie: . . . but if I were you, I would get her back.

Steve: *steps in closer under Eddie piercing stare*

Eddie: . . . because that was as unambiguous a sign of true love . . .

Steve: Shut up.

Eddie: Huh?

Steve: *steps in closer, whispers* Just shut up.

Steve gently tilts Eddie’s chin and presses a soft kiss to his lips and pulls away, his eyes smiling.

Eddie’s eyes search Steve’s face for the punch line. The joke. But everything comes back warm and safe. He pulls Steve into his chest by his belt loops and kisses him with such certainty that it nearly buckles his own knees at how natural it feels.

And when they pull off, they stand, foreheads touching, chuckling quietly to themselves.

Vanitas: So I wonder if Riku is having a heart attack right now as Sora asks him what love is

Repliku: Definitely. He's gonna kill us once he finds out we put Sora up to it

Vanitas: It's just too fun to mess with him I can't help it

Repliku: Is it fun to mess with me?

Vanitas: What no... Where did you *sigh*. Listen, you are your own person. Riku is someone separate from you. You are your own being that does things regardless of whatever Riku does. Your name is one of another

Repliku: Okay but you cannot ever compare yourself to Ventus ever again and say you're just darkness.

Vanitas: Hey! That's different

*Repliku gave him a look*

Vanitas: Okay fine...

Repliku: Alright I have an idea!

Vanitas: A name?

Repliku: It's...

Later

Vanitas: So you know how Riku in love with Sora?

Repliku: Well yeah everyone knows that even I thought I was in love with Sora at one time

Vanitas: Wait really?

Repliku: Just look at his bright personality and not to mention how he connects his heart's with everyone... It's part of the aftereffects of being his replica

*Repliku shrugged*

Vanitas: Well maybe everyone knows how Riku feels, but there's one who doesn't. Sora

Repliku: Oh yeah well... He could eternally but not realize it himself

Vanitas: There's no way. He may be oblivious and could love Riku too but who knows

Repliku: I know let's do something funny

Vanitas: Oh yes! I always wished that we were destined lovers!

Repliku: I didn't even say anything... How. Just how did you know that I wanted to pretend we got together.

Vanitas: Because it's torturing Riku! My favorite past time!

Repliku: Sadistic

Vanitas: Oh my sweet Blossom of darkness!

Repliku: Please stop...

Vanitas: Come on we gotta make it sound legit

Repliku: Fine my little darkness...

Vanitas:.... *Bursts out laughing* Pleaseee! PFFFFFF HAHAHAAH! HAAHAHAHAH! Oh certainly my dark flower! We shall tell Riku and his bf the good news!

Repliku: They're not together because of how scared Riku is

Vanitas: My sweet Dark Petals, but how did we confess again?

Repliku: You were injured.

Vanitas: Don't you mean you were injured. I was holding you, crying because I thought I was going to lose you

Repliku: Fine. I was mistaken as an enemy and got hurt badly.

Vanitas: I was on my hands and knees crying

Repliku: Didn't Sora do that to Riku when he found him again? It was after that one year of being asleep because Naminé was fixing his memories.

Vanitas: Probably. It definitely works, my darkest!

Repliku: Then you said you thought you lost me. You thought I was gone until I said no way that's going to end me.

Vanitas: Then we both confess our absolute undeniable selfless love for each other!

Repliku: Alright let's find them

At the same time

Sora: ..this is so awkward did I say something wrong to Riku

Riku: I'm so embarrassed what if he realized I'm in love with him and then hates me

Rodney: I think you mean cards.

Teyla: He did not.