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it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

Is that gay porn?

No, it's when you're escorted off the worksite due to forgetting your hardhat.

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

we lost so much as a society when doctors stopped carrying around those cunty leather bags with all their little toys in them

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

what about those of us who want nasty explicit lesbian sex on tv

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure