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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

Oh they already sold us to the developers and the developers went bankrupt trying to dislodge us.

The cauliflower is draining their life energy to stay fresh

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

Tumblr is the only community where the people actually watch the Jurassic franchise for the characters and not for dinosaurs acting like killer machines and I think that’s beautiful. Keep it up guys.