I'm procrastinating

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

May this week feel light on your shoulders 🧸