My Dad is Dracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Film of Oil on a Rain Puddle In a Chain Store Parking Lot) "Stay pure of heart, and return the shopping cart, Son." Ponder that like button, dwell in the comments, reflect with a repost, and follow to hold onto the joy of your imagination if MDiD keeps you inspired! 🌈 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Sandwich Artist) "I've worked here awhile, Son, but I still spell it “sandwhich”. Does this ever happen to you?" Tap that like button to make it a footlong, pick your toppings and protein in the comments, pop it in the toaster with a repost, and follow with notifications ON for a cookie if MDiD satisfies your hunger for wholesome content! 🥪 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and Overflowing with Gratitude) "Son, I hope the valley below got a heads up about my thanks." Appreciate that like button, count your blessings in the comments, and cultivate generosity with a share if you're thankful for MDiD!! 🙏 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Deep Sea Diver) "Son, beneath the waves dwell an unfathomable number of undiscovered species, just as an unfathomable number of undiscovered talents dwell inside you right now." Sink that like button, dive into the comments, take a diving buddy with a repost, and go deep with a follow if MDiD makes you feel oceans of emotions!! 🤿 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Zamboni Driver) "Next big freeze, I can drive you to school in my Zamboni! You'll be the coolest kid around, Son." Like, comment, and repost button if your love for MDiD is as pure as a freshly-zambonied ice rink 🏒 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Healing Crystal) "And when it comes to picking out movies, Son, you're not too shabby." Align your chakra with that like button, meditate in the comments, share positivity with a repost, follow to elevate your energy, and maximize mindfulness with a patreon subscription if MDiD heals you! 🔮 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and Time Itself) “I’m a flat circle, Son.” Turn back the big hand on that like button, countdown the minutes in the comments, fast forward with a repost, and follow to always be punctual if it’s MDiD o’clock somewhere!! 🕰️ patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Bench Press) "Don't forget to wipe me down, Son." 🏋️‍♂️ patreon.com/mydadisdracula

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My Dad is Dracula (and is a Bauhaus Artwork) "Son, Bauhaus for dogs is Bauwauhaus." Set your designs on that like button, get avant-garde in the comments, share the blueprints with a repost, put the fun in functional with a follow, and turn your Bauhaus into a Bauhome with your support on Patreon! 🏢 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

Form an opinion on Dad's latest form... Get this comic early, plus a mystery panel just for patrons! 👇 patreon.com/myDadisDracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a Professional Wrestler) "Son, no matter what life throws at us, we can tag team it together." SMASH that like button with a folding chair, do a flying elbow in the comments, never retreat, only repost, and LLLLLLLET’S GET READY TO MDiDDDDDDD 🤼 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and a 90s Alien) "What does 'Take Me To Your Dealer' mean, son?" Probe that like button, share to make first contact, create crop circles in the comments, follow with notifications ON to identify every UFO, and get abducted by my Patreon if MDiD is out of this world!! 👽 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and an After School Special) "Wait a bit after that potato chip before you take a dip, Son." 📺 patreon.com/mydadisdracula

My Dad is Dracula (and Ordering a Pizza) "U know you've been a good son when it's pizza nite." Dial that like button, ask for the specials in the comments, and order up a repost if you love your day topped with MDiD!! 🍕 patreon.com/mydadisdracula