like melting snow

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Sometimes a family is you, your kohai, her estranged sister, your homeroom teacher, and King Arthur

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

me switching between lmao, lol, haha, and keysmashing to keep my laughter fresh and fun

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

@alessmargi

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush