je suis la voiture verte

Personally I think everything should be easier than it is. Just a thought.

the concept of sending william shatner to space just because he was in space on tv is so hilarious. let’s send the dunkirk guy to war next

That original date haunts me

Date of origin: April 13, 2020

How about you create a platonic polycule with your coworkers called a union

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

tumblr is like old friends senior dogs sanctuary for humans

might go raw dog it at the grocery store (no list)

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items