"O Captain my Captain."

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

now that hendall has popped back up, may i remind you of THIS

one minute i’m horny af and then the next i dont want anyone to come near me with a ten foot pole 

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

i’m really angry with myself for not thinking of this first

this is the most internet thing i’ve ever seen

so, han, why did you change your last name to organa after you married leia and not the other way around? “because i’m–” [puts on sunglasses] “–no longer solo.” [chewbacca roars into the sunset]